Creature Feature - Beard Oil

You're sitting around a bonfire with other campers in the middle of the woods. Everything seems normal on the surface but there is something uncanny about the boys and girls you're sharing space with. One hasn't blinked in minutes, another is smiling a little too wide, and the one next to you keeps whispering under their breath.

A feeling of dread starts to overtake you and your senses are now on high alert. What to do? Excuse yourself? Yes. Yes, you tell the others "nature calls!" but they just stare at you. Unblinking. The dark smell of the woods around you is a little too strong. You get a whiff of the smoke and a faint...sweet smell? It's intoxicating in the worst way. 

At this point, you can't move. You can only stare as your fellow campers start to morph into something awful. They're transforming into horrifying creatures, straight out of a nightmare. They creep towards you with smiles a little too wide, with a few too many teeth, and the last thing you notice is that dark, woodsy scent from moments before. 

FORMALLY KNOWN AS FALSE PROPHET

Profile: Smoked cedar, brown sugar, white clove, black pepper, oud, vetiver, golden amber, vanilla, & charred wood.

This is a strong scent.

Please note that scents will develop further once out of bottle.

1 oz/30 ml

How To Use: SHAKE WELL. Dispense desired amount into palm and rub hands together. Massage into damp beard and skin.

Ingredients: meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, sweet almond oil, marula oil, cranberry seed oil, castor oil, rosehip seed oil, sea buckthorn oil, skin safe fragrance oil

Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Product could contain nut oils or have been exposed to them during processing. Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight.