Grim Gourmand Singles - Beard Oil
Grim Gourmand Singles - Beard Oil
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Introducing the Grim Gourmand singles! Each half ounce bottle contains a delicious foodie scent. These are all LIGHT scents! Fresh Baked Dread being the lightest and Crybaby and Heirloom sharing the spot for “strongest”. Sweet Tooth hovers in the middle.
Crybaby - salted caramel, freshly popped popcorn, vanilla, heavy cream, butter
Heirloom - tomato leaf, green vine, wet soil
Fresh Baked Dread - almond paste, pignoli nuts, baked pastry, cinnamon, caramel, vanilla, milk
Sweet Tooth - sweet peach, papaya, tonka bean, slight musk
15 ml
How To Use: SHAKE WELL. Dispense desired amount into palm and rub hands together. Massage into damp beard and skin.
Ingredients: meadowfoam seed oil, jojoba oil, sweet almond oil, marula oil, cranberry seed oil, castor oil, rosehip seed oil, sea buckthorn oil, skin safe fragrance oil
Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Product could contain nut oils or have been exposed to them during processing. Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight.
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Heirloom is not “fresh” in the perfumer’s sense—it’s fresh in the gardener’s sense. It smells of picking, cutting, and eating tomatoes straight from the vine, with dirt still clinging to your hands. Each drop feels like a ritual of harvest: sweat, soil, and sun distilled into beard oil.
It’s peculiar because it refuses polish—it celebrates the raw, vegetal truth of gardening. A beard oil that smells like legacy, like the stubborn joy of growing your own food, like tomatoes that taste of rebellion.
Smells like grandmas garden i love it